I am full of contradiction...

I love my new walker, but I can not walk. I do not like bananas, but I smell like a monkey. I do love avocado, but I can't make guacamole. I can ask for my bottle, but I call it kitty-kitty. As my play date buddy Lil' Walt would say: 'Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes.' But he's weird.